I am Mr. Drunkard, the Conqueror of the world .!!

You might have heard of Alexander the Great and how much of this world he had conquered.  But here you have a friend who is greater than Alexander the Great.  Hey, that’s me Mr. Drunkard. I am indeed a great conqueror. Do you know how and why?

Beverages Outlets, A Good School To Learn Patience..!!!

How patient we are when in this queue..!!
 Patience is to be learned from us...!!!

It is a normal tendency that everyone criticizes everything and anything without analyzing the real facts. For instance how do you look at Beverages Outlets? Oh no don’t raise your eyebrows as if you have never seen or heard about beverages outlets. You never look at that side, I know. Thank God, at least still there are a few like you without knowing about these shops.

You must remember the great ones and what they have said. Have they not said that everything has two sides; i.e. both positive and negative aspects. When looked at beverages outlets, you normally get anger. In fact it is true that even the drunkards who are always in front of the shop always also get angry. But the difference is that they get angry only because they need to stand longer in the queue.

Rahul Gandhi Will Lead the Congress Party, But Not to Become PM..

Loving boy Rahul Gandhi will be leading the Congress party from the front in the upcoming general election. No surprise at all as it was very much expected. But the second clause came from the party-chief who is none other than Rahulji’s own pyaari mam (loving mother) who said that this time also Rahul Gandhi will not be the prime minister candidate of the party.

What would have made Sonia Gandhi think like that? Is it because she does not have faith in the party to triumph for a third consecutive time? Is it because she wants Manmohan Singh to rule the country again or does she feel Rahul Gandhi not to be mature enough to take up the responsibilities of PM which once his father Rajiv Gandhi did in a quite admiring manner? We cannot write off any of these chances.

Rahul Gandhi Finally Says Yes, Just For the Party Sake Alone...???

Yes, finally Rahul Gandhi has showed his readiness to take up any job as per the party tells him to do. It means that he will be ready to become the PM of India but only if Congress party tells him to do so.

What is Congress party without Rahul Gandhi and Sonia Gandhi? Everyone knows who they are. While the mother is the nominal head of the party, it is her son Rahul Gandhi who is second-chief in the party that controls the party. So when he said that he will obey the party in whatever they say, he is sure that the decision will always in favor of him because it is he and his mother who decide everything in the party.

Why Make India A Land of Public Pissers

Thank God, in India public pissing is never considered as a crime or offence which invites punishment. This alone is the reason why I and you do it. If there was an ordinance or rule to stop this, I would never piss in public places. But now there is no rule for time being and so I do it.

Who are you to blame me? Am I responsible for every Indian who piss outside in the open air? I am not but the government is. It is the government who has failed to initiate any rule to stop public pissing. So I do have the right to blame the government for it…! This would be a kind of feeling you will have when you are to piss in open air, wouldn’t it?